british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
"We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It’s never your fault. But it’s always your fault, because if you wanted to change you’re the one who has got to change."
- Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life (via feellng)
me on the first day of school
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when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
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that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead