if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
I’d pay a lot of money to have someone come and keep me company rn. Or at least bring me more ginger ale and let me use their air conditioning.
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are
I am crying I love this too much
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
- (via workaholicblog)