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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

(via unrecognizably-irrelevant)

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

(Source: thisisbodypos, via lame-waves)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via e-tangg0)

skypestripper:

im really interesting. and very cool.

whisperpiercings:

I’d pay a lot of money to have someone come and keep me company rn. Or at least bring me more ginger ale and let me use their air conditioning.
Whichever

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(Source: sluttyoliveoil, via lame-waves)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are

(Source: panerasexual, via lame-waves)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via littlegreenjarofhope)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via littlegreenjarofhope)

"Well, throw out a flag and push me back ten yards… ‘cause I’m holdinggg"

- (via workaholicblog)

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours