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Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger

I’m not doing any of this to hurt you.

(Source: mickeyandcompany, via littlegreenjarofhope)

lalondes:

looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”

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"I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you."

- Stephen King (via wordsnquotes)

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

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"You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you."

- Redvers Bailey (via soulsscrawl)

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veganhealthandfitness:

if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

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